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Become a software engineer. Salaries start at about $100k.

Can’t they just follow the trail of oil drips to track them down and apprehend the evil-doers?

Fathoms per ferlong!

Probably caused by improperly inflated tires due to the conversion of pounds per square inch to fathoms per furlong or whatever goofy measurement they have over there.

Bubble, bubble, little car,
How I wonder how high you are!
Up above the world your price so high,
Like a comet in the sky!

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Spoken like someone who’s never played it before. You can play the vast majority of the quests in game by yourself, treating it like a single-player KOTOR experience, and come away satisfied.

This game has been 95%+ soloable since launch, and even more so with every update. Only thing you’ve ever needed another live player to help with are raids and flashpoints, and now flashpoints can all be done solo.

I just came to the sad realization that we now live in a world where Diesel BMW Pseudo-Trucks are a thing.

Let’s be honest, I’m only here for this beautiful graphic.

I will miss you, Travis. :(

Come on now, these should have won.

Yeah, tell me about it.