Or, cut the valve off of a whoopee cushion and attach it to the vent, so that the car farts when you close the doors.

Arrivederci everyone. Thank you for the comments, COTDs and everything else. It’s been a blast posting as the man himself

“To be honest, we have no idea as to whether this is the result of a new driver with more enthusiasm than self control, or just a secondary victim in another depressing mishap.”

The fucking intern is the only one with a good idea. Someone hire him, STAT!  Mack, you’re doing a bang up job, seriously.  

Just a reminder that all of this Coleman gear on sale is meant for car camping and other leisure activities, not hiking or backpacking. It’s far too bulky and heavy for backpacking.

Just a reminder that all of this Coleman gear on sale is meant for car camping and other leisure activities, not…

The Germans needn’t worry - I’m sure they’ll be able to engineer the electric-motor equivalent of an Audi timing-chain system and keep their mojo.

Nor are the minute or second hands.
Time is the most lethal killer of all.

I argue that it is not year related but mix and match. You are only allowed a wood steering wheel if you have other real wood in the car, not counting the shift knob.

In terms of budget, I can spend up to $15,000.

I’m only here to correct the geometry. Since we’re using a radius, we have to figure the area where Mr. Siding is able to reach, and a 20% reduction in radius does not give a 20% reduction in area. He will lose 36% of his reach. This is, of course, even worse.

I think the rating system is backward here. Zero Hyperloops should indicate the highest probability of coming to fruition.

Look for a used Pontiac Vibe/Toyota Matrix - with all wheel drive if you really feel you need it. Snow tires would be fine with just front wheel drive.

Blast the Gizmodo helpdesk about it first.

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Completely off topic, but, does anyone have an adblock/ublock/greasemonkey snippet to block these autoplaying “recent” videos in the middle of posts? They are starting to really piss me off...

Ski goggles are odd looking and completely weird when worn out of context, but on the slopes, that same pair of goggles become pretty cool and desirable. We think of them as weird, because currently there isn’t a social context for them.

OK, so right out of the gate, FUCK YEAH! This is awesome. Ignoring all specifications, feasibility, sensibility, or otherwise... this is an awesome project.

Well... technically all water is already burnt...

“FCA US is working with the Detroit Police Department...”

Yep, I was afraid of this. He got hit by Cupid’s Alero.