I’m sure it will be the topic of a few Master’s theses and then those students can put their degrees to use at the Banana Republic or Whole Foods at which they work 

You spoiled the ending of the movie in the middle of the review without any warning at all. Not only is that completely unprofessional, it’s just a dick move.

Horny idiots are going to horny idiot - I’d take their money if I could

Which one was yours? 

Three team members—Kaleigh Gilchrist, Paige Hauschild and Johnny Hooper—suffered lacerations on their bodies as a result of the accident.

Joule thief!

Also to Distraction Debbie here and all the morons who still identify as Republican; the ACA, Gay Marriage and Abortion are the law of the land. If you don’t like it then leave!

Funny how all you did was complain for 8 years about Obama yet you’re still here, and how Twittler can’t spend five minutes without screaming…

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

Who fucking cares. Let people have fun. Jesus.

Do you think they’re confused that Rusted Root doesn’t feature more trombones?

Even the bull turns around like “holy shit, did you guys see that?”

If it’s peak Mets, the chair hit deGrom in his right elbow. Even though he wasn’t even in the room.

Paul: I’m going back to Callie.

What a coincidence! Her new name is Rivers-Curry, and that is also the name I gave my diarrhea last night.

Who are they to call anyone disrespectful...

So I appreciate the Kotaku is questioning these situations, but it doesn’t help your case when immediately following the article there are “recommended” examples of Kotaku openly glorifying these “pop offs”. Like maybe we stop celebrating these?

Holy shit you have a lot of fingers

(sound of crickets)

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.