Yeah that line really bothered me. Like congratulations dude, you’ve internalized the conservative hatred of the social safety net? I mean, could you imagine being one of those welfare queens who takes a handout from the state, just to avoid being homeless?

What I did know when NBC Sports released me is that my parents did not raise a son who would collect unemployment, and I never have.

I mean, if you can do 100 pushups/situps/squats and a 10k run then you’re already in pretty damn good shape.

That dude’s right had a lot of mustard behind it.  The other guy went down like a tomato can.  

I think the kid was just talking about getting a drink of wudder.

And he said something about my mom; I had to Google what it was. It’s just different. It’s a different culture.

“Your mom never bought you wooder ice!”

The kid called his mom a ‘complete bitch’. Eli had to look up what ‘complete’ meant.

If this were Cooper, the clues of “word he didn’t know” and “mom” would clearly indicate this kid used the word “love.”

“Trust me, you’re better off not knowing.”

not for use with jumping jacks.

When I complain about my job, Kotaku doesn’t do an article about it as if it matters.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

I have every faith in Leafs fans and our ability to prove that, somehow, this is proof that Gary Bettman has it in for us. 

Is it ironic that the police ended up taking his photo anyway?

What sickens me about articles like Frums is that any historical context of US foreign policy in South America is completely scrubbed from the record. People don’t just leave their homes in droves for no reason. Why it happens is never explored, or even mentioned! You don’t even need to look very far to connect these…

I was all ready to say something snarky in the comments until I saw that the dude is a Vietnam vet and the restaurant is his comfort and now I’m like “man, whatever gets you through.”

I read the article expecting to roll my eyes a lot, but it actually...makes sense? Not something I'd want to do, but if it works for them, that's great.