“She made me stay down there forever. Then she started movin’ around and I thought somethin’ was wro-ong. Then I asked her, ‘Comin’ where, Jenn-ay?’”
Athlete name and pun
dcp73
Classic self burn.
That there is a Jack Reacher-level head butt.
I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.
Funny, that’s how the old East German Women’s Team did it too.
I’m guessing that Kyrie Irving may not be a good teammate?
+1
You “caught” her, huh? Using the TV when it’s not allowed? To watch programming you don’t approve of?
I always wanted to see the NHL adopt the “win the fight and get a powerplay” rule.
Good luck on your job hunt!
We all face agonizing decisions in our careers. Just today, my boss told me to either get off Deadspin or find another job.
I think he said yanny.
Older people hand them out like candy. It’s a disgrace.
He also tested positive for high levels of Werther’s Androstenedinals
While many are calling for a lifetime ban, others believe that such a short sentence sets a dangerous precedent.
That’s what I say to the doubters who tell me that a large pizza isn’t a personal pizza.
He’s basically what the movie “Rookie of the Year” would have been if the kid had been Ben Shapiro.
Dude wouldn’t stop droning on and on.
Some of those insults of his really cut to the bone.