This was both weird and lovely and made my chest swell with happiness. Thanks, Jezebel, good choice!

I seriously just looked at the top pair and said "that looks about right," tried them on and BAM! like a glove. So while my I-live-in-WV-45-minutes-is-nothing advice would be to drive to the store, I imagine if you got a size too small they would still stretch like mad and fit you anyway. ;)

I just got back Vegas (the least-me place on this planet - it was for a seminar), and the only splurge I made aside from a little fancy toro was the $89 pair of Bebe jeans I'm wearing right now. I'm one of those assholes who buys $20 jeans and expects them to last a year, so this is an unusual purchase for me.

Yes, I LOVED mine, so much that I bought a second pair (so I could work in one pair and dress up in the other). And now, less than a year later, both of them have holes in them, even the dress-up pair that I only wore a couple times a month.

See, I found the comment to be equally offensive to all of the wonderful men in the world who see their partners as partners (rather than sex organs). Y'know, like all the great dudes I've dated. :)

Man, I feel bad for anyone who thinks that having sex reduces you to a set of reproductive organs.

Ugh, this makes me so uneasy. My high school best friend is gay and just moved back to our home state of MD. Our parents attend the same church. While I like to think our church is more progressive than most, it sickens me to think that our folks could be put in a situation like that.

If I'm walking down a street alone (even in my VERY safe small town), I'm always extremely on my guard when there's a man walking down the street toward (or near) me. But I'm small and rather kidnap-able, so I get paranoid pretty easily!

All of these nonsensical attacks on the Girl Scouts have been infuriating me. Just let us celebrate our 100th year and leave us alone!!

Ooohhh thank you thank you thank you!! I work with two troops (sadly, not very often these days, I was much more involved when I had more free time), and I have a pretty solid web presence. But it turns out that it's kind of against the rules for me to promote them on my website (aside from that, my site is a little…

Heh, the first time I ever heard it said as "LEGO" instead of "Legos" was in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, and because the kid was Australian (and a kid), I assumed he just said it wrong.

Aah, I see. Thank you both! Glad I'm not alone in feeling that the requirements should be equal.

Man, she is STILL saying that all men are, at heart, rapists. Did she forget to rehearse her response in front of someone whose head isn't up their ass? It's like she asked Scott Adams to edit it for her.

Oh uuggghh this guy needed to write these shitty entries in high school, in a private journal, which was then burned and never shared.

This is an amusing article, but I'm with the bulk of my fellow pet-lovers here: there's no harm in feeding your beloved furry babies healthy food. Uuh, in fact, that's the opposite of "harm!"

Seeing as he calls every single vulva in that video a "vagina," I think you're right!

This is the best advertisement for Planned Parenthood ever!

Personally I love Skrillex, but I think I love that GIF even more.

Oh good, I didn't have to state the obvious! I'm surprised there aren't more comments like this.

For a long while*, if I ever said "my wife," everyone knew I was talking about Maddow. <3 <3 <3 Swooooon. <3 <3 <3