The post in which we attempt to summon Mike Fahey to embark on THE GREATEST SNACKTAKU EVENT EVER.

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This counts as nightmare fuel? Hah, then you guys are wusses.

If they manage to pull stuff like that in-engine, realtime and at 60 FPS I'm going to declare Kojima the new Pope of my recently funded Church Of Kojima. I also will preach about his brother Guillermo that died inside a Jaeger for our sins.

"Nightmare fuel"?

Not wearing it to support women, either. $$$$$$

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

Keith Olbermann Doesn't BELIEVE How Much His Sister-in-Law Makes Every Day From Home!

Keith Olbermann Did You See The Road Warrior No That's Mad Max No Not The One With Tina Turner That Was ThunderdomeThis Is The Second One It's Really Good Probably The Best One Yea There Is Supposed To Be Another One Next Year But Anyway Keith Olbermann Throws A Boomerang But Like It's Not Just A Normal Boomerang…

I sincerely hope the Secret Service issues a statement clarifying which Pokémon it was.

The Secret Service...gotta catch 'em all!

I was just going to dismiss this for the stupid bullshit it is, but pointing out that "liberals" were "against" emancipation is so comically stupid that frankly, I'd love to see people dogpile you for it. DEMOCRATS were (by and large) against emancipation — and Democrats at the time were Conservatives. But yeah, I'm…

Actually, it was Bob Dole. Who was a funny motherfucker, not at all like his public image once he started trying to be president. He was known on the Hill as being smart, witty, and much more bipartisan than you'd think.

Was it Biden? It was Biden, wasn't it????????

If you ever run for President, I get to be your Press Secretary just so we can finally have a Press Secretary who openly says "fuck you" to columnists like Steven.

How much do you want to bet that Steven has never had to work hard at a job in his life and that he came from a privileged background?