Probably the best reasoning for EA removing features.

I grew up on Robin Williams films (Mork and Mindy was in syndicated rerun land on Nick at Nite when I was an adolescent). The one thing I will -never- forget about that man was his ability to express absolute joy and wonderment over what many others (myself included) might otherwise have regarded as humdrum, everyday…

You're going to be that guy then, huh?

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Not mine, but obligatory:

If you build it, they will cum.

He was a great goddamned man.

it makes your house mega-evolve. pretty convenient ^^

"PLEASE NOTE WE ARE NOT A SCAM," wrote the Mineorama Twitter account then. "It is with deep regret that I have to inform you that @mineorama has been postponed, stay tuned for updates."

Sadly we've all played this game in one form or another.

Consider this my resume. When can I start?

It'll take me 10 years to make it for you

Final Fantasy 13 Monopoly: The board is a straight path, there's no quick way to make money, and it takes 12 hours of preparation before you can start playing.

I'm referring to EVO Moment #37, of course.

Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario

I'd like everyone to keep in mind, this is just a Betta test.

"Hey Listen, you collect $200"

Nintendo, you're doing multiplatform wrong.