Weird, Microsoft's usually pretty good at impressing Satan.

Next year... they will add Ms. Pakistan.

obligatory:

This statement makes absolutely no sense.

This is complete bullshit. If he didn't rape someone, he should absolutely defend himself. People are raped and it's horrible, but people are also falsely accused and that's also an injustice. These things come down to pure "he said, she said" and that's what makes them so difficult, but an innocent person…

They're a Mega Bloks company.

scam simulator 2014

Hands down Game of the Year for 2014.

Voila

Here's my humble one:

Does I win?

Nope, but I am a little sarcastic.

We all know that blowing into an NES cartridge is a useless and potentially harmful activity. But why did we still do it, even though it never actually worked? Science has the answer.

Best Wii U Game Of 2014's First Half: Mario Kart 8. The closest thing to a no-brainer so far this year? When/if the Wii U turnaround starts, people will point to the release of the latest Nintendo-built racing game as the release that started it.

Yeah but the grinding is brutal.

I think Soulja Boy should be made an assist trophy just for this comment.