You have just won the Internet.

And that shit has been bookmarked in Chrome for a decade. It's a little time capsule.

Pour one out for fallen brothers from The Vane.

BIBLE-SPICE. Holy shit you just changed my life. Thank you.

Lemme know when we can start pre-ordering.

I feel like “don’t go party with a rape victim who’s case you are currently investigating” is pretty fucking obvious. Watch one season of SVU and you’re probably more competent than these ass hats.

Not only that, but respecting your host’s culture is a good way to build a relationship with them. I went to an Afghan dinner where they don’t use silverware and only one hand, and while it was difficult for my brain to remember at first, the host was incredibly appreciative that we were respecting their culture.

Yeah the hijab thing is a terrible fight to pick. It’s a cultural thing, we’re at their place. Just do it. You don’t do to someone’s house who doesn’t wear shoes indoors and go off on a “we’ll at my house we wear shoes, so fuck your rules, I’m gonna go by mine”.

“Out Hash”?? I don't get it.

Cat gifs? Cat gifs.

I haven't had milk since I was like 14, it's not appealing. But cheese is the greatest thing ever. You guys drink all the milk you want, as long as I get cheese still.

Somewhat related: Muppet Treasure Island is awesome.

I’m sticking with Twitter and calling them “YallQaeda”.

I want MTG in AR just to see what my army of squirrels deck looks like.

To this day I still try to keep 3 seashells in my guest bathroom in case someone catches the reference (but hopefully doesn't use them).

To be fair, he isn't wrong.

You get out of here with that logic nonsense.

Yes. I haven't gotten to play Gauntlet Dark Legacy since the OG xbox and that's ridiculous. I would buy a goddamn $1200 arcade one, but I lack the necessary space.