Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

This is the worst comment of all time.

Comedians in Cars Getting Cannabis

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Jay and Silent Knob

Jay Glazer is really taking that broken LCD hard. It’s rendered him completely speechless.

Berkley and her parents were also disqualified from last month’s Nap-A-Thon due to a violation of the Tuck Rule.

“Hey Russ, we know you want $25M a year, but what would you do if we took all that “extra stuff” off the table, and just did it Jesus’ way?”

this guy should know by now not to get all fancy trying to score- just pound it in. I swear some people will never learn.

That kid is on the fast-track to being an insufferable Ohio State fan in no time.

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?

I WAS IN THE POOL

Yeah. I don’t get the complaints. The citizens are merely asking the cops to DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS and protect the population. No one is asking them to walk around on egg-shells. They’re bitching because they’ve developed a culture predicated on the de-basement and unilateral violence of young black men who can be…

They are more afraid of going to jail for doing their jobs properly than they are of getting shot on duty.

Right now they can go to jail for following Supreme Court decisions such as Illinois v. Wardlow. The Baltimore States Attorney’s Office essentially overturned the Supreme Court’s decision.

As a sacramento native and a high school teacher, let me be the quotable expert on K. J.: fuck, this guy is a sleezebag.

I wanna live in a world where all revenge is carb based.

Ahahaha making a throw away account because my friends definitely know this story. When I was a senior in high school, I was really into the poet Adrienne Rich. Which kind of tells you all you need to know about the type of person I was at that point in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrienne_… for the…