This seems more appropriate here than as a late addition in the other thread:

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

Brady is the jock. These guys are the nerds that write his term paper. When they get caught, the nerd’s lives get ruined for cheating and the jock has his part swept under the rug and goes to college on a scholarship. Then he wins several Superbowls and gets to have sex with a Brazilian Supermodel.

“My husband can’t throw these people under the bus and catch them at the same time!”

I don’t want to say that the Deflategate report was damning, but when an equipment guy refers to himself as ‘the deflator’, well....

Brady: [tosses these idiots under the bus]
These Idiots: [quickly deflate the tires]

Ya, you’re wrong about Tom Brady. If a grown ass man wearing Ugg boots doesn’t make him unfuckable, an Apple watch isn’t really gonna make a difference

I just checked out the collection on target dot com, and I don’t get it. It’s all tacky-floral old lady resort wear. Who would wear this shit?

Thanks,

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

If everyone kept asking me about my ex-husband ten years later, I'd lose my shit.

"We shall come over."

He should never have walked into that bar.

"I think I've heard it all at this point," he said with a laugh.

If you're at the point where onside kicks are on the table, someone else has long since fucked up, hard.

I feel really positive for all the Penn State alumni who will interpret this move as a validation of what they've claimed all along: That their hero was not the driver of a nefarious coverup, but was simply too much of a stupid pants-shitting old dullard to put the pieces together, realize what was going on, and take…