Say Michael Phelps and Lebron competed in every known athletic competition we know of: Basketball, baseball, football, sumo wrestling, collegiate wrestling, high jump, 100m dash, etc. How many do you think Lebron would win vs Michael Phelps? Lebron is a physical specimen that is an outlier of the human race. No one as…

Well “overrated” is obviously a loaded term, but this is an era of hipster basketball writers constantly writing “NO ONE BUT ME understands how good Draymond is!!” pieces all year. Deadspin said Green was THE BEST PLAYER in game 7 of the finals. Green just camped out at the 3 point line and got wide open looks because…

Goddamn people, the game hasn’t been out a week and all the press has done is complain. I could understand if this was a $40 retail game, but it’s a free app that clearly will be updated and expanded upon (Fairy types and modern stats for Gen I pokes are in there, so Niantic obviously intends to add all 700+). It’s a…

Most open minded people do realize this about Republicans, but keep in mind that you are also in the middle of the biggest liberal circle-jerk on the entire internet. (AKA Gawker Media). If you say anything remotely right winged on here, you might as well have punched a baby in a stroller.

Exactly what I was thinking. 9 years ago Simmons says Love > Mayo and also notes that it’s difficult to say without sounding like an ass because the reasons why Love > Mayo align with unfortunate racial stereotypes. Other than mixing in LeBron’s name, what was he wrong about?

Also, Simmons has spent more time over the…

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

I could read this, but I’d rather masturbate then read about someone else’s attempt to get themselves off.

This article is weird

What if the entirety of ASOIAF is actually a recipe book detailing how the people will survive the winter on an unlimited supply of fried calimari? This has been foreshadowed in the books. GRRM spends pages and pages and pages detailing what characters are eating for no apparent reason. But what if there IS a reason?…

In addition, Nintendo has announced that all the strongest legendaries can only be found in single specific locations, “to reward the true adventuerer.”

Wow Bomani Jones criticized white people, what a shock.

I admit I watch First Take on occasion but only to masturbate to Molly Qerim’s strangely erotic mouth.

Can anyone picture a headline writer using the phrase “Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus” and NOT being fired?

If you don’t want to know about your mom’s dating habits, turn off voice chat. I wish someone had warned me. What are the odds that so many Overwatch players are a part of her extramarital proclivities?

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

ok, but like you can’t join a global initiative to help the lives of women and girls and then turn around and oppress those same women and girls, so you can make money for yourself. That’s not how this works.