I'm outraged that nobody has thought to mention the true king of stage banter, 'The Entertainer's Entertainer', Mr. G.G Allin. Not even Lou Reed would dare to engage with his audience after shoving a banana up his ass.

Bobby Plissken's adventures doesn't sound so bad, after all remember how much we all loved the remakes of The Thing and Halloween and WAIT A SECOND

Don't worry. The building of my legacy, and pathway to immortality, is far from over.

William Hootkins was also the gloriously deranged neighbor in Richard Stanley's 'Hardware'.

Prince's resolute dedication to ensuring that as few people as possible were able to listen to his music for the last twenty years was one of his more endearing and enigmatic traits.

… and then Hawkeye slowly ascends into the sky in the chopper, and a tear wells in his eye as he reads the message left for him in stones by B.J: 'BUY APPLE STOCK'

… you guessed it. President Trump!

I live about two minutes from the actual Lower Plenty, which is in Melbourne, Australia. It has a great thai restaurant. And very mediocre pizza.

The only man truly worthy of harnessing and directing the pure muscular fury that was B.A Baracas.

At least they didn't do anything REALLY stupid like getting an American Idol star to sing along with video of Freddie. That'd be a shameless betrayal of the legacy of a truly great band.

For me, the most important thing is that the second half of the film tells the story of how the band carries on after Freddie's death and goes from strength to strength.

Came for 'In The Beechwoods'. Got disappointed. Spent nearly a grand on a boxed set of physical albums. In 2016.

They're not a band. They're a company.

We are down - but we are far from over.

As god is his witness, he thought turkeys could fly.

Just imagine the sombre mystery as Kate Micucci, Amy Schumer, Lisa Lampanelli and Chelsea Handler walk an ethereal path into the sublime majesty of the untamed Australian wilderness.

Next week's electrifying pay-per-view: Stone Cold Steve Austin takes on the juggernaut that is Jezebel.

Paul Feig, just give me the all-female reboot of 'Zabriskie Point' that Antonioni fans have been clamouring for. You can't have ignored ALL of our emails.

Danzig's been telling us that he's a genius since he was 17. And all the time we've known him, we still don't know what he means.

Some of the posters making these Floyd-related jokes are just amusing themselves to death.