This is a really awful hit piece. No shit, Tom Green doesn't do street pranks anymore - he's 45 years old, and there are thousands of YouTube equipped millenials who are willing to attempt to get beaten up by the public.

Don't be annoyed!

I'm not sure that you know what a 'strawman' is, Mr. Shark.

That asshole Macdonald built an entire career by shitting on my work. I hope he rots in hell.

The Doctor's down - but he is FAR from over!

I know this will spoil the surprise for everyone - but I'm going to give AV Club an exclusive.

So, I take it that 'Dangerous' won't be receiving a positive review from A.V Club, then?

Haven't you heard? The voice of Milo Yiannopoulos literally MURDERS transgendered people as they sit in front of their televisions! We collectively decided that hearing opinions that we disagree with is tantamount to torture and murder back in 2016. What, didn't you get the email?

Are you wondering whether she's a replicant or a lesbian, Qweef Latina?

Don't hold us in suspense! What would you write?

That's a shame. All of Kevin Smith's work has aged horribly badly and is varying levels of insufferable depending on how much you've been overdosing on his loathsome social media presence, but 'Clerks' is a real evergreen moment in time. And, she was absolutely awesome in it.

Hey! An AV Club article about Amy Schumer! I can't wait for the rational conversation and incisive, level headed debates that are sure to ensure!

Living in a world where there is a rock star called 'Chester Bennington' is really difficult sometimes.

Has anyone contacted Lena Dunham for her thoughts on this momentous event?

Hey! A piece about Lena Dunham AND weight! I can't wait for the completely rational and not at all hyperbolic and psychopathic comments to roll in!

FAKE NEWS!

WE WILL
WE WILL

What a hilariously moronic, deliberately duplicitous, and extremely shameful misrepresentation of the exchange which just occurred.

Trump just rolled back protections for transgender students, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

I made a perfectly reasonable comparison regarding the collateral damage caused by provocateurs of both wings of politics.