‘Oh, we got OBJ!’ and then we dapped it up. Everything was all cool and they went back on about their day.

This is kind of amusing, and thankfully didn’t escalate, but part of me has to look at it from the perspective of “celebrating while black.”

As a Bills, fan, I’ll respond to this responsibly: Heavy drinking and shattering tables. Grant you, that’s how I respond to everything else, but consistency is a key part of The Process.

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

The Manny Machado Sweepstakes*

I work with people with tic disorders. This looks familiar to me. I’m certainly not diagnosing the guy, but maybe take it easy on him. It can be frustrating and embarrassing for people with tics to be in a public space and have difficulty controlling their bodily movements.

“Don’t be a TOOTBLAN. Use Cialis and score every time!"

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

I think the fact that the league continues to strip this man of his earning power over weed is the bigger scandal. He’s being used as an example and he deserves support from them instead of repeated suspensions that keep him from earning a living.

It would be classy if some of the team knelt in remembrance

We can’t let the rubbish run the dump, though.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.

Right as Mike McQueary walked in.

I met my wife on twitter

He met his wife on Twitter? Man, I thought it was embarrassing to tell people I met my wife in a bar.

Looking forward to “Punch a public sector union member in the crotch” during half-time of Bucks games next season.

I’m not a God-fearing man, but I thank Him every day I didn’t have Twitter when I was coming of age.

“Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl! Now Johnny Unitus - there’s a haircut you can set your watch to.”