Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

Legend has it that Lil Papa John became inspired to start his company after seeing a pizza delivery truck dragging a black man behind it.  

So Papa John lost his PR firm, and the PR firm had to lay off staff. So pretty much a lose-lose, which is also how I would describe paying for Papa John’s shitty pizza.

I beg to differ. As it’s a Detroit affiliate I think we can all agree this is the Juggalo of hot dogs.

It sure is a shame how our nations soldiers get treated once they get back from the battlefield.

Imagine living in a world where a professional athlete doesn’t have to put up money to pay for the funerals of children who were slaughtered for the crime of going to school.

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

Being known as the “Racist Lawyer” for the rest of your life is second only to being the “Crying Nazi.”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I spent a few wild and crazy Spring Breaks at Padre in the late 90s and somehow managed to avoid being indicted by a grand jury for aggravated sexual assault of a child. You’re really willing to chalk being arrested for gang rape up to youthful irresponsibility? That’s extremely fucked up.

I don’t want to minimize, BUT.