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Here you go from the new honda civic.

You know, the “it looks like a Mustang” (or an Accord coupe) thing is generally wack, but here you are absolutely right.

The rest of the car is a droopy jellybean but the front kinda looks like the frowny face 2018 Mustang.

I used to read every Cracked article and get a laugh from most of them. Now they are just dark and depressing and express opinions that reflect very little understanding of their subject matter.

I oppose any “wisdom” telling me to cease drinking beer and pulled pork.

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You know, you can avoid a car crash on a fun, twisty mountain road by driving the car. That’s it. There’s no trick beyond that. Stay in control of the car that you, the driver, have been put in control of, and you’re not going to crash.

To be fair, Cracked doesn’t understand 95% of what they make articles and videos about

Except for the Corvette, and possibly the Camaro.

I’m guessing these will be manufactured in Japan. What do you think their fastest shipping option will be?

I wonder if Chrysler will start a K-Car restoration program for my LeBaron? I doubt it but I can still dream.

well... thats nice of nissan.... but untill they give me my damn idx nismo.. they can go shove a drive shaft up their collective arse.

Maybe you didn’t play to the end but IIRC it is most definitely not a white savior story. Think Apocalypse Now / Heart of Darkness.

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6. Cut wheel, floor it - Let other drivers know you are serious about winter driving by hooning your vehicle as much as possible. Hoonery is not only fun, it gives you an excellent feel for how your vehicle handles in adverse weather conditions. By being able to better control your vehicle, you make the road safer for…

Everybody where I live:

Psssh, what do you know? Down here in Tennessee we just panic like there’s a bee in the car. You hit as many controls as you can all at once. Especially if it’s an inch of snow or less.

Be sure to clear snow off vehicle before heading out.

The AE86 is actually difficult to drift. It’s lightweight and underpowered. This is not an easy recipe to break traction and it takes big cajones to drive them well, especially when configured with sticky racing tires. It had a successful track racing career as well and I love watching these things get hurled into…