Did you tell your date that it had never happened before? ;)

Driving drunk friends home at 3 in morning in my new Fiat 500; running low on gas but Ive always been under the impression that “most” cars have a 50km or so reserve tank below E so I thought I was safe as I only really needed to go 20km so that I can get to a station of the highway near my exit...

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

I’m a former teacher *and* I’m someone who was trained on how to use a firearm by an NRA-certified safety instructor. Not in a million years would I have brought a loaded firearm into my classroom for “protection”. No way, no how. And yet somehow people think that teachers will just magically become Rambo and be able…

We don’t know if it is an act of terrorism. If the motive is political and/or religious then, yes, this was an act of terrorism. If it was any other reason like he hated the singer and his fans or little green men in space told him to do it or he wanted to feel what it was like to be God and smite people or whatever,…

So what’s power? Nothing much.

Alex Hevesy vs David Tracy cage fight. Immediately.

Power is the energy it took to read a loquacious explanation, over time.

You’ve got things mixed up. Power, work, and energy are conserved. Engine power measures energy addition rate, which determines your acceleration rate. Doesn’t matter what gear you’re in. The engine power at that condition is going to determine your rate of acceleration. If you’re at 300hp at the flywheel it doesn’t…

Maybe BWM driver can say “Alexa, use turn signal.” “Alexa, keep me parked in between the lines.” “Alexa, go slow in the left lane, then speed up when this asshole tries to pass me on the right.” “Alexa, cut across three lanes of traffic because my exit is right there.”

The first company to provide phone sex via Alexa will make beaucoup bucks. The thing is that Alexa does automatic language translation, so you could even have third-world women who speak no English work this at cut-rate prices.

So that explains it.

You can change the name she responds to I think. (the device, not your daughter)

My “digital lifestyle” involves trolling, reading Wikipedia, memes, and pornography. Pretty much the same as every other internet commentator. How does Alexa meet any of THOSE needs in my living room, let alone during my commute? I can only ask Alexa to post what the tire pressures on my bimmer are so many times.

I can’t be the only person on the planet left that hates talking to a computer, can I?

Here’s the reality of survival under capitalism: I applied for upwards of 100 jobs after I graduated from college with a journalism degree. I couldn’t even get a seasonal cashier position at the mall. That’s how I ended up in marketing. Do I feel bad about it? Sure, it’s not what I’d hoped for. But I’m not $12,000 in…

Peoples has lost their damn mind.

this is so awful, so sad, but lemme share wit ya...

On the positive side, think of all the people you know who have never even tried to run somebody over with a car.

Bounced on my boy’s pineapple to this comment.