That woman who killed all those kids at that school. Inspired “I Don’t Like Mondays.”

I never understood the appeal of the burnout. Peeling away I get. Chirping tires through gears, again I get it, drifting - cool. Smokey donuts are awesome fun - but you are actually moving to do all these things. The burnout is literally shredding tires while not even moving. Where is the fun in that? Shit, you might…

That One Weird Trick Rental Companies Don’t Want You to Know

Line Lock + Turbo Lag = Stall Button?

It’s a super easy “neato” feature to put on the car for sales guys to show customers, since with modern ABS this is just a software update, no additional hardware required. Free marketing.

How long until the rental companies have some sort of device like the ones the insurance companies will give you in exchange for discounts, and every time you engage in what they deem inappropriate behavior (burnout, driving on an unimproved road, higher than normal lateral acceleration, excessive acceleration,…

Natural selection; criminal edition

Right?! Run between the cars, thief!

well, its quite hard for a 5 month pregnant woman to chase and slap him.

If it makes you feel even a little bit better, these heavily-armed Republicans are insanely ill-equipped to defend themselves in my experience. Anybody can pull a trigger, but it takes a supreme amount of discipline and practice to be effective in actually defending yourself with a firearm, especially when you’re…

You mean two and a half phone books. The third one stopped the bullet! (Those are thick phone books, too.)

Not a Darwin he has two kids, his genes have spread.

This is a tragic scenario for her and especially for her children, who will now grow up with a mother in jail and a dead father.

What, you mean that a .50 caliber pistol round, designed to be primarily used for hunting very big game or punching through substantial body-armour and still injuring or killing the target in warfare, wouldn’t be stopped by a fucking book?

So, you’re saying this ad is designed to sell guns to liberals and prop up gun sales that way?

Also, lactose != fructose, which is what it is in coke basically. Lactose is a disaccharide and is not readily absorbed in the same way fructose is, not to mention milk has all kinds of other components like casein... buy yeah, sure. If we're dealing in crappy science and confirmation bias, milk is basically soda and…

That sentence makes no sense. "Sugar contributes about 100% of the calories in soda, and 55% of milk. Therefore, they're pretty much the same thing."

^This

"Sugar - in the form of lactose - contributes about 55 percent of skim milk's calories, giving it ounce for ounce the same calorie load as soda."