The dude was going like 5mph. It actually seems likely.

The factory workers too (circa 1995) BECAUSE THE GODDAMN NUT INSIDE THE CHASSIS BROKE AND I DIDN’T EVEN FORCE IT THAT HARD.

And smoke on the water.

Who would be the authoritarian figure? Trump sure as hell fails the first test.

Pretty sure that’s why they’re offering a diesel now.

Nope, Roadmaster/Merc FTW!

Stop teasing me! My plan is once I get my next “real” job. To get either one of these or an El Camino as a project car. Although recently I’ve been leaning more FIAT.

Yeah, No one really enforces it. There were plenty of females in my unit that had dreads and no one ever said anything. I think only the most anal of SGMs care.

If you make people get buzz cuts for their entire time in the military it sends the message of, “You belong to us and can have no life.”

No, for every penny there’s 4.2% of an unemployed American.

IIRC they also drop people from the statistics if they’ve been unemployed long enough to lose unemployment benefits, even if they’re still looking.

Massively underappreciated. Make Jalopnik Pun Again!

If you’re talking about NK pre-emptively striking us. They won’t. All our silos and all that shit was made to withstand the soviets stuff. So if they launch a missile, and if we don’t shoot it down with AEGIS THAAD lazers or any other shit we don’t know about, their whole country gets turned into glass by us.

Wait, people think there’s actually going to be a nuclear exchange with NK?

Do you know what kind of MPGs you can get with FI? It seems like with a I6 and FI you could maybe get decent mileage.

Mine’s probably the lamest one, but fuck it. I don’t have to pay to comment here (yet.)

It’s a VW GTI. It probably has 4 electrical problems the dealer can’t figure out.

More in more I get that feeling that ever since about 2005 or earlier. We got 95% of the things you want in a car down pat. Ever since then they’ve just been throwing in unnecessary bullshit no one was really asking for.

I’ve always avoided buying a car that’s been in an accident or had body work done. But that was mostly just because finding accident free cars isn’t that hard.

Maybe not the glue thing, but it’s not hard to spot were body work was done.