That’s total bullshit. I never go around telling all my female co-workers they’re beautiful! I mean, some of them aren’t even SMILING!!

Here’s a kicker dude. Intermix has a website. Where, you know, someone has already taken the time to take pictures of the clothes. You can steal their ideas from the comfort of your own home.

This is karma for electing Scott Walker.

Favorite Vines thread....GO!

I won’t donate any money, but I will loan them my glue gun and a can of sparkly red spray paint.

Reread the article.

Not only did he piss himself, he found out when the Street View car would be there so he could time it right. This is high art.

Well, if THIS is they way Mother Earth treats her humans, then she doesn’t deserve to have any! Oh. Err... hmmm.

That’s nothing. I almost ended up in New Jersey.

No, sir, I’m sorry but you did not disclose that you installed a 700 foot waterslide on your property, so we will be declining coverage on this claim.

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

I mean, when you’re essentially driving a house on wheels....

To be honest, I have a phobia about flying. So, basically, I hold it together through the line because you can’t look too unhinged while being searched for weapons, but once inside, I cry the entire time, because I firmly and irrationally believe I’m going to die in the next few hours as the plane goes hurtling into…