Hahaha.....4 to 5 months off? Oh, honey, I wish! I think you’re thinking of politicians!

Every time I read about this handsome old man, it gets me right in the feels. I just can’t believe this is where we we are as a species. Looking at something so majestic, knowing it’s precious and rare and wanting to get our guns out and blow it to smithereens. Obviously, this extends past the white rhino right up to…

Idk, this really bugs me for some reason. If you’re going to borrow or rent something, you return it in the same shape you took it, right? And why would you take/use something that obviously doesn’t belong to you? I feel like a 5 year-old, but wouldn’t it bother you if someone took your stuff without permission and…

If you happen to be an Amazon Prime member, I just watched Hell House and it was surprisingly good (4 stars). I haven’t seen anything on Netflix for a while.

Is this *dry erase marker *magic marker or *Sharpie? I couldn’t get it to work with the dry erase marker. Clarity please!

Ugh. I wish I was getting gaunt. Instead I am in full blown distress eating mode. Not the best way to handle distress and anxiety, but my job frowns on showing up completely shit-faced. Or not showing up because I’m hiding under the covers. This is the only semi-social appropriate way of handling my despair at this…

Oh, we are “harvesting” bears now, are we? Like corn or wheat? Is this supposed to make it seem more gentle than brutally shooting bows and arrows through terrified wildlife as they bleed out? Especially a bear like Pedals that was already crippled. What sport!

You made me choke on my Cheeto. Thank goodness my dog knows the Heimlich!

Where is Anonymous when you need them?

I’m still really confused why we should care about any of this?

Are you wearing lotion or spray of any kind? Our one dog is a monster licker of legs and feet (and hands) if any lotion or spray is applied. Weird.

Thank you for something so pretty. Because nothing feels pretty right now.

I once freaked out so bad when we were taxiing around the runaway to get to our departure spot, they had to turn the plane around and let me off. Very full flight, very unhappy pilot and passengers. Not my finest moment.

Ah, crap. Is there anything left for us not to screw up somehow in some way on this planet? My bet is on no at this point.

Those are all the same person??? If plastic surgery is that good, I want to be Lynda Carter!

After the first time he was elected, it was very difficult to find people who would actually admit to voting for him. Like he was elected by an army of ghosts (then again it is Florida, home of the “hanging chad” so anything is possible). After he was elected again, then it was pretty clear it wasn’t a mistake or…

Sing it, sister! Pam Bondi is a twat. Unfortunately, another shining star in the jewel that is Floriduh.

Eeek! Let me know how the hallway scene with the sisters goes for you. If it wasn’t my Kindle, I would’ve tossed it across the room at that point in the story. Happy reading!

I stayed up late a few nights trying to finish it. Big mistake reading it if you need to sleep. Certain scenes kept replying and replaying in my head. I won’t give spoilers, but the ending is one of the more disturbing I have read. It’s one of those, “WTF just happened here?” that sticks with you.

You read things like this and are just left with a complete lack of understanding as to how and why someone would do this. What is the purpose? Just to be a malicious, terrorizing, fuckwit? Okay, yeah, guy, you win this.