Hahaha.....4 to 5 months off? Oh, honey, I wish! I think you’re thinking of politicians!

Every time I read about this handsome old man, it gets me right in the feels. I just can’t believe this is where we we are as a species. Looking at something so majestic, knowing it’s precious and rare and wanting to get our guns out and blow it to smithereens. Obviously, this extends past the white rhino right up to…

If you happen to be an Amazon Prime member, I just watched Hell House and it was surprisingly good (4 stars). I haven’t seen anything on Netflix for a while.

Ugh. I wish I was getting gaunt. Instead I am in full blown distress eating mode. Not the best way to handle distress and anxiety, but my job frowns on showing up completely shit-faced. Or not showing up because I’m hiding under the covers. This is the only semi-social appropriate way of handling my despair at this…

You made me choke on my Cheeto. Thank goodness my dog knows the Heimlich!

Where is Anonymous when you need them?

I’m still really confused why we should care about any of this?

Are you wearing lotion or spray of any kind? Our one dog is a monster licker of legs and feet (and hands) if any lotion or spray is applied. Weird.

Thank you for something so pretty. Because nothing feels pretty right now.

I once freaked out so bad when we were taxiing around the runaway to get to our departure spot, they had to turn the plane around and let me off. Very full flight, very unhappy pilot and passengers. Not my finest moment.

Those are all the same person??? If plastic surgery is that good, I want to be Lynda Carter!

After the first time he was elected, it was very difficult to find people who would actually admit to voting for him. Like he was elected by an army of ghosts (then again it is Florida, home of the “hanging chad” so anything is possible). After he was elected again, then it was pretty clear it wasn’t a mistake or…

Sing it, sister! Pam Bondi is a twat. Unfortunately, another shining star in the jewel that is Floriduh.

You read things like this and are just left with a complete lack of understanding as to how and why someone would do this. What is the purpose? Just to be a malicious, terrorizing, fuckwit? Okay, yeah, guy, you win this.