I’m usually smart enough to ignore someone who’s most likely trolling here, but since you’re already out of the greys, I’d like the chance to explain something: if the pansexual label seems “stupid” to you, then it’s not for you. Move on. It’s not that hard to do.

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

The real scandal here are those garbage PS1 Gran Turismo 2-ass graphics.

Must be good to be a boot licker for the corporate gun industry. Do you feel manly holding that gun in your hand to compensate?

cell clumps and guns are the only things that are holy in the good ol’ USA. 

The NRA is a terrorist organization. They’re fucking terrorists.

As a K-12 school designer, I absolutely worry what effect these designs have on children and teachers. It's disgusting that our country's response to violence is not to implement common sense restrictions on the tools of that violence, but instead to place this psychological burden on children. Fuck the NRA, may they…

I think George Carlin said it best when he said, “If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re pre-school, you’re fucked.”

This is America.

Poor little fascist snowflake gets “ambushed”. He’s a bully and a fucking coward that hates the people he served with and abuses the power the people have given him to reward the greed and prejudice of assholes like Trump.

Bet he didn’t see that coming.

This latest dodge on climate responsibility is as pernicious as it is shallow and it’s been weird to read it put forth so often even by people who should know better. Just because someone else is doing a bad thing doesn’t mean you have license to also do the bad thing.

And in a larger sense, just because you doing a…

Oh, he will insist that its true. And sharpie something something.

I cannot wait for Trump to repeat or retweet that Obama did nothing as president leading up to 9/11 because he is a secret Muslim and allowed 9/11 to happen. Then the media will have to debate with Trump sycophants whether or not if Obama was president on 9/11 for a week.

For some reason, we are so worried about civility. I mean its not like colonists didn’t tar and feather loyalists, or tip a shit ton of tea into the ocean to protest the crown🤷‍♀️

This feels awesome.

Unlike us, at least our British cousins of all stripes and parties have no problem calling Boris out on his crap, every moment of every day.

The neoconservative New York Post columnist John Podhoretz wandered around in an orange Lacoste shirt and sensible shoes. He finally quit Twitter in March, after several unsuccessful attempts, following a joke about bombing NYU. “Twitter is only good for people until they get around 75,000 followers,” he said. “And…

not “a hero of 9/11” or “a guy who happened to be in office on 9/11” but *the* hero of 9/11. i’m actually kind of impressed that even in the midst of an acrimonious divorce from this guy she is spouting his own propaganda for him!