God this is so fucking disappointing — doesn’t even come with the rope we’re supposed to use to hang the capitalists :-/

You’re underestimating the folks who bought and destroyed coffee makers to “trigger the libs”. At least with this they’ll have a stupid, non-functional board game that sits in their house warning guests about the quality of their hosts, like a copy of “Atlas Shrugged”

Other bootlickers.

Does anyone listen to The Dollop podcast?  They had a really interesting episode recently about the origins of Monopoly and how it was actually created by a socialist to play off of the inherent dangers of capitalism. 

My grandfather said “If looks like an insane Fuck, talks and acts like an insane fuck.. its most like is.. and you should stay clear”.. (or maybe it was duck.. he was a difficult man to understand).

I  didn't know they were fucking, but it certainly makes that whole situation clearer now. 

Did the fucking Krassensteins write this?

That reminds me of my new company’s new insurance plan, which involves walking up to first aid kits strewn randomly all over town.

God help us. These past 3 years have been the longest 35 years of my life.

[FARTS IN YOUR SOUP]

He recognized Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights, in blatant violation of international law and consensus. There’s also widespread speculation he’ll give Netanyahu something else big before the elections. A lot of talk about Area C or partial annexation of the settlements. The Trump administration has been…

Shut up, tomato.

I got blocked by Yair Rosenberg for correctly pointing out major Jewish establishment organizations were far less heated towards Trump’s anti-Semitism than towards even the barest most exaggerated claims of anti-Semitism directed at Muslims. Yair, for those of you who don’t know, is supposedly progressive. AIPAC, AJC,…

Dayum! That belongs in your "tight five".

““I thought it was a very not nice way of saying I can’t buy Greenland,” Trump whined. “They could have just told me no.””

THEY FUCKING DID YOU GODDAMN PINECONE.  

I’m on the 16-bit diet, where I only eat food I find on the ground. I tried Atkins and Keto but they lacked the cardio from fighting off street walkers and gangers.

Please help my stock price go up.

A cop in my home town arrested — yes, arrested — a Togo’s employee because his sandwich was “too salty.” The owner checked the surveilance tape (it was ~2002) and found the employee didn’t fuck with the food and used the as-trained amount of salt & pepper.

The exact opposite of “an isolated incident.”