No. But the horrible writing the last couple of seasons might. 

What’s this about Gabbo?

There hasn’t been a Hardee’s within 500 miles of Barstow for decades. That was just an old sock.

Was it because Barkin make fun of that creepy ass haircut of the Captain? Not sure why, but I find this story funny as hell.

I guess drugs don’t wash off your hands as easily as pussy:

I had drunken sex with Lambchop behind a Hardee’s dumpster in Barstow CA in 1972. Shari Lewis wasn’t present and Lambchop told me in confidence that that Shari Lewis who whip her with zip ties until the fuzz came off the felt. I believe Ellen Barkin and Lampchop.

So? It’s not like Pence was going to be alone with a woman.

He seems like the type to have family money. His face has that inbred aristocrat punchability.

My first thought was that she’s 34 years old and engaged to be married for the 3rd time. Excuse me for thinking it won’t last.

Reddit was leading the charge against her and was making a good case, because yeah, she’s done some shitty things while streaming.

Strange world we live in

Nintendo is not only publisher, but paid for the entire game’s development. And i’m sure you know how much of a chance you have on a port happening.

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”

FUCK YOU, JEFF. MY NAME WAS WRITTEN ON THE YOGURT.

Dolan is like that guy Gary at work. You fart in his office and steal his yogurt and then all of a sudden it’s litigation and death threats. Chill Gary 

Eric Trump told Fox & Friends today that “95 percent of this country is behind” his father. I give this claim 435 Pinocchios.

If you ever want to really piss yourself off, go check on Dolan’s youtube channel. He has all his music videos on there. For those of you who have not forced yourself to watch his band before, check on the one where they’re on dog pulled sleds. Just watch the whole thing and then feel the searing pain when you’re…

It makes him look like a bad John Waters cosplayer.

Obligatory:

Fuck I don’t want to punch my computer screen. So I’m not watching that segment. And Spencer deserved to be punched. Repeatedly. And CNN is just stupid for bringing him on. That is not the kind of debate you have on TV - do not force people to be exposed to Spencer’s shittiness. The reason we punch Nazis is A) to…