Well we could always just say it’s Beware the Batman’s version of Alfred with a stache.

NOOOOOO! I just brought a Fire emblem Fates cover with the family members for my New 3ds, I need this though.

Meh. Perry, Cat, the entire Planet office, most of Smallville, etc, etc are just as oblivious. I feel its a bit disingenuous to have characters outraged over what is essentially a Silver Age affectation.

I always liked the Birthright story in its explanation of why Clark and Superman are unrecognizable.

This is where Lois starts wondering if Jimmy and Clark are having an affair.

Pretty sure it’s

No but Sarah Jessica Parker is!

Do you get paid for doing these? I am thinking Snacktaku needs it’s own mini-site similarly to Jezebel’s Kitchenette.

is more entertaining that 75 percent of DC Comics’ massive universe-clashing

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

They can create Tomacco, but no mega tomatoes. Hmmmm...........

As a guy who’s on a low-carb diet, I have to say that is actually a brilliant idea. Gotta get myself a few good beef tomatoes for the bbq this weekend.

Eh, we decided to be merciful, since mercy is the quality I’m torching this guy for lacking. His name isn’t the important part, and heaping extra shame on him won’t unkill the lion he slaughtered.

MacGyver could have used those items and single-handedly take out ISIS.

I found some little baggies with rock candy in the map pocket. Kids must’ve loved that stuff.

I’m going to go with “or something” ;)

It’s not on the WiiU because the tech behind it is the Unreal Engine 4, which is not officially supported on WiiU. The Bloodstained porting devs are making the effort to adapt UE4 to WiiU for their purposes, but most companies don’t see it worth the effort.

“Oh, they’re a vegetarian, so they won’t eat anything that looks like meat.”