The only proper snack for sports is orange slices you can turn into faux mouth guards. My child will have unfettered access to orange slices and be the least scurvy child on the field. Eat that shit, other parents!
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dburns7
My trusty anagrammer never lets me down:
The North Haverbrook Abyss is their AA team. They’re gazing at the roster.
What a sad waste of precious bacon.
Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.
Yea and verily. ...”And lo....there was heard a great wailing and gnashing of teeth from row 26 seat 12.”
He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.
“You know, it’s this thinking part, like you don’t think the same. ”
When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”
Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.
No Ball in NBA history has been in such a precarious situation without Draymond Green around.
Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.
Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.
What do you notice from Tom Brady on a daily basis that helps him maintain his high level of performance?
She’s trying so hard to make excuses for him supporting trump.
“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”
To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.
AirBVB
Typical socialist Europeans giving something away for free that you could easily charge extra for.
This is just the legal doctrine of adverse possession. It exists in the US as well.