Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

You know things are bad for San Francisco when JERRY JONES looks better than they do.

I really enjoyed Hail, Caesar! Channing Tatum is always such a delight. Also, Hunt for the Wilderpeople was hilarious.

Regarding #2 (I posted this above as well, but I’m doing it again because it’s also relevant here): https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/23/oscar-move-shanghai-worrying-chelsea-china

Nothing against Crystal Palace, but I hope for Big Sam’s sake they get relegated.

Hey he won 3 bucks from the NFL with his lawsuit.

Good to see our Army finally find an exit strategy after a 14 year straight years of losing. #MissionAccomplished

I’d love to see the NFL’s response to the player who takes a Bic lighter to the penalty flag.

Settle down, Tim Raines.

Are BBWs responsible for this?!

Sam Allardyce is available, for the right price.

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

What was the first rule again?

What you don’t understand is that Mike Pence is so conservative he only uses the old English version of the language.

Damn, a fair and valid criticism. I regret the error.

Diana, if you’re gonna write for Deadspin, you’ve got to follow the style guide.

In soccer or hockey, you could watch a tie and think, “Wow, what a game!”

Imagine the constant state of fear that would define Dan Snyder’s life if he knew his team could be relegated if they’re not careful. Also, you could swap out Snyder’s name in that sentence for almost any other owner and it would still be true. And fun to watch.

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.