It’s going to be awfully hard to play soccer in ice skates.

James May has gone from building limos to building off-roaders. I can’t wait to see what he makes next!

“clip after clip of Green’s legs flailing about in all directions as he shoots”

“His legs flail about as if independent from his body!”

“What is a Frozen Yoenis?” I’ll take minor-league concessions for 400, Alex

Unless your name is Mike Ashley, it’s not your fault

I believe the proper pluralization is Irons Man.

And yet, fucking Newcastle still hasn't scored on them and can still be relegated as well. Fucking Newcastle.

Actually, he looks like Luis Suarez coming in for a bite.

I see what Suarez is having for dinner.

Goose Gossage is going to be so pissed!

Seriously. I can’t believe they pay pilots to fly when they have the best seats on the plane. We should be charging them for their excellent view out of the cockpit.

Aesthetically pleasing Bundt:

It's a complex matrix of factors. Did he keep his head down while running? Did he do "prayer hands" and point up the heavens, giving all thanks to God? He didn't smile, did he? Did he do any complex handshakes with his teammates afterwards? Also, the meeting is BEFORE *The Boss* plays his set list - got to get out…

It is unclear whether sprinting on a home run is a violation of baseball’s unwritten laws, or counts as playing the game the right way. A meeting to determine the answer will be held following the next Springsteen show.

Billy Hamilton needs to act like he has been there before and stop showing up other players - Miserable old fucks

All future Olympics must be held in Casablanca.

They need to hurry up before everyone discovers this guy is the next Jamie Vardy...minus the speed, fitness, and racism.

As an NC State alum, I agree.

Force choke any crying children and complaining parents, problem solved.