Well, yellow is the correct color for launching...

Could have sworn the most thrown back jersey in Maryland would be Ray Rice.

When the NFL has the holds the high moral ground over you, you’re pushing a bad position. I live in Atlanta and I’m not trying to say it’s perfect, but it feels like an island.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.

You expect us to believe those are real names?

Could she be any more fat?

I want to star you so you are impervious to bananas.

The only thing that’s obvious is that Eva is using this factual or fictional ‘incident’ to launch her mommy blog.

It’s not the travel, it’s the wait at customs being backed up behind everyone taking advantage of our weak dollar: tourists, bargain hunters, runaway film productions...

It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

I thought it was Rhythm Nation for the dancers, and Beyonce was MJ (it was the 50th Superbowl and there were lots of tributes, I assumed she was paying homage to MJ, who is regarded as the game changer in Superbowl half-time shows). I didn’t even realize the Black Panther connection until the uproar broke out.

oh god, thank you. That was a straight-up Rhythm Nation snatch 'n grab. I think you're one of the few who 'get's it' - white and male or not. Super Bowl girlfriend needs to bow down to a real revolutionary

“Health care” seems to be a trigger warning for Sage Steele at all times.

I’m not a Newcastle fan, but I know of nobody (aside from Middlesbrough and Sunderland fans) who dislikes them as a club. I hope for their sake that Mike Ashley fucks off to whence he came.

:(

Remember when Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded to challenge his own views? Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?

I ran out of adrenalin about five minutes in...