My dad’s always calling me a young offensive guy, too, but it doesn’t seem to help in my job search.

Football is an intricately complex game at the personnel level as well as the in game tactical level. I really believe that.

I decided to do the “no sleeves tough guy” routine once in 2006 when we played at Chicago. The temperature on the field was 5 degrees, with windchill it was -10ish.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

I have not done that. The one coping measure I remember is that after Pats-Giants I replayed the game in Madden a bunch of times in a row to get my anger out.

Only one way to find out.

Funny, mostly, but only because this is the rare website where the follow-on riffs are often significantly funnier than the original text.

I will read the hell out of the Wikipedia plot summary.

How many of you are old enough to remember the Genesis/SNES console war, and which side did you choose?  To this very day I still refuse to buy anything Nintendo.

A really really thick chocolate chip cookie.

Albany. It knows what it did.

Who’s a writer you fundamentally disagree with, that you keep reading because of good writererering?

Neither. The dude is ancient, obese, eats terribly, and spends his days getting red at Fox News and slurping down Diet Coke. His dick hasn’t worked in years.

honestly, it’s five guys

Re the vertical only offense: my friends and I have been joking that the Bills should just run a deep ball only offense. In today’s nfl you’re more likely to attract a defensive holding or PI call than anything so why not? Air that fucker out!

Exactly what I was thinking. Kendricks didn’t even land on top of Rodgers “with his full body weight" but Mathews did. Either way it's a stupid rule and both of those hits should be legal. Packers fans only have their own organization to blame for the rule because of all of their whining about the legal hit on Prince…

Thanks Tomsula!

+1!

You are the one who gargles donkey dick. Good day to you sir.