Everyone Stop Eating Poop!

Drew, thanks to you I am the world’s newest Five Below addict. For $21.51 I waltzed outta that fuggin’ place with a new phone case, a football, a portable power-supply and a goddamn 37-ounce beer mug shaped like a football.

What’s up with those goofy ridges on a fingernail??

At least he’s not this mascot-factory reject:

Wadder or a folder?

What’s worse?  Gas-station sushi or prison scrambled eggs?

Most hated office phrase/saying. And Go.

Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney?

Has anyone ever given you sh*t for peeing in the shower?

Ran an Amazon search for ‘sports water bottle’ and sorted by Price: High to Low and this is a legitimate entry that was listed... Am I missing something or....

Also, let’s not forget that this rule was adopted because Packers fans pissed and moaned about Barr snapping Rodgers’ little collar bone last year.  Be careful what you wish for Wisconsin!

You’re not wrong.

PJ Fleck runs a clean program at Minnesota.  Don’t lump him into the same company.