They ship in boxes loudly labeled SUNDAY SCARIES and anybody who might want to steal it would know what that means.

They ship in boxes loudly labeled SUNDAY SCARIES and anybody who might want to steal it would know what that means.

Bullshit. Completely. There are real problems. This is not one of them.

Unless you want to argue that all land should be public-owned, your arguments against the monarchy are pretty weak.

Dame isn’t royalty.

Dinopriest needs to do some kegels, tighten up that flappy cloacky.

Spotify is a major corporation, not a hack.

Regarding coronation as “the step that really makes a sovereign, not simply the death of his predecessor” - that is incorrect. For example, QEII/EIIR was queen regnant the moment her father died. There is no point at which the country has no sovereign.

Try the whole quote, you worthless little click-whore:

It’s Panic! at the Disco.

Bullshit. He was making a hyperbolic comment about the disinterest of the money people. NOBODY said Julia Roberts would be a good fit.

Idiot children, as a rule, should not be allowed to put their silly words to the public.

Obama was, is, and in all probability will always be a centrist.

Unusually drivelous.

He’s been here long enough.

No, but Jez is infamous for one-way ethics...

where he chatted up the men and women

In my house “hyperpalatable” equals “never satisfying” and that label helps me remember to keep that evil crap out of my kitchen. I’ll buy a scoop of ice cream now, and never a pint, and I’ll spend too much money at some trendy bakery for a single cookie instead of making and eating four dozen in one night.

It may not be popular, but it is 100+% correct.

I am genuinely saddened by Tia Walter’s passing. A random pass many years ago through the “other” channels led me to him and his sparkly, deliriously over-the-top wardrobe and delivery. Never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine.

Wow. What an idiotic take on the most powerful woman in the fucking country.