Whose pantry is that? A box of octopus? Heinz makes a can of spotted dick?! Dilbert branded breath mints?!? 

Whose pantry is that? A box of octopus? Heinz makes a can of spotted dick?! Dilbert branded breath mints?!? 

I recently read an absolutely savage BBC article about how vegan fast food is still junk, and possibly worse for one’s health than regular fast food. The point that jackfruit is a carbohydrate, not a source of protein, was made loudly. 

The eagle warned us.

Or in this case, Lawyers, Buns And Money.

*looks at shiny, puffy face with glassed over eyes**ahem*

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Why do chinless conservative dorks like Miller and Seb Gorka think a goatee makes them look distinguished instead of making their mouth look like a bear’s asshole?

OBLIGATORY:

Joule thief!

I didn’t know how desperately I needed to see that until the tears were rolling down my face and I was/am sobbing like a child.

On a positive note...

gold course

Thankfully, unlike the original letter writer, I’m an adult who knows how to order dishes that don’t allow vile green peppers to infect everything have ingredients I don’t care to eat.

I’m not particularly a “scholar” of WW II, but I did minor in history with a concentration in the European theater of that war—and I lived in Germany for five years (had the opportunity to visit Auschwitz, as well).

Based on that education and those experiences, I can only say the following:

Americans tend to conflate…

I expected Hank Hill’s dog

Does it annoy anyone else that Eliza, and most others who start telling their #metoo stories then retweet EVERY bit of media coverage detailing their assault story?

*looks at top picture*