Bullshit. Calls for resignation that come from the other side (or from backstabbing caucusmates) are almost always bullshit.

And another Democrat is alfrankened out of office. Fucking brilliant.

Sort of but not quite:

For those not familiar, the Freemasons are a secretive, quasi-religious fraternity that in its contemporary context is mostly about aging men wearing a big ring on their meaty fingers.

Don’t be silly.

Using EWG as a source compromises the value of your work.

Maybe you could pay more attention and not just bitch.

You are an idiot, and your arguments are specious.

Okay, but I’m looking for the opposite - I want a home kitchen recipe that gives me box-brownie texture/mouthfeel/chewishness without having to buy a box. I saw a thing where some people said they found the secret, but I lost the thing. It was a ratio of one ingredient to another, sort of similar but opposite one.

Dadbod: An elderly man who looks like a creamsicle soft-serve. In both ways.

But.... I AM a jerk.... so there’s no hope for me, I guess.

who receive public funds

You are an ignorant child.

“Cheetahs have slender bodies, long tails, evenly spread spots and black lines running from their nose down to their mouth”

How about just stop?

Maybe you could stop being an ignorant little asshole?

“They should be thinking also not just about his celebrity and star power, but about the 20 women who allegedly have made complaints.”

This is not an issue.

Your petulant assumption that congresspersons’ stance on impeachment is only about their own political careers makes me wonder if you will ever write anything decent.

Of his scrotum, no. I would not pay that much.