Not even just what you’ve said, but the fact is Nintendo’s finally gotten a successor all-around “right” after 3 subsequent entries with Ultimate. The game is great to play and watch and hits the cross-section between Melee and “modern” Smash. It deserves the shine.

Only cancer could get him over.

By the end of the night I expect Brock Lesnar to F5 Reigns to get heat and Rollins to come to the ring.

I’m happy for him. And now, it looks like he’s going to get the love from the crowd that the WWE has been trying to manufacture for him for years now. 

That headshot joke is fantastic.

Go Fuck Yourself™.

Wow, what a Grade-A Shitty thing to say

I’d wish for someone you know and love to commit suicide to give you a shred of perspective, but I’m not a piece of shit like you.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

I really can’t keep finding out my favorites killed themselves.

Reminds me of Attitude-Era WWF when the APA had a T-shirt that read “APA: Always Pounding Ass”

As a SF fan, I’m ready for whenever a big team push is hashtagged “The Shocker”

It was difficult to tell because Asuka’s new Twitter icon is sans title. So, yeah...

Lars is apparently dealing with a anxiety related breakdown he had shortly before his call up. He was actually rumored to be facing Cena at ‘Mania and getting a monster push, but dude had to take care of his mental health first.

That said, they’ve botched the fuck out of EC3, they are currently in the process of…

Why not showcase Heavy Machinery, EC3 and Lacey Evans? Where is Lars? Wasn’t there another call up with those that I am missing? 

Man, we reached that point with Vince years ago.  He really needs to cede creative control over to his kids and Triple H, but he just won’t do it.  I guess I can understand the guy not wanting to do so for his pride, but the man built a juggernaut and should take pride in his legacy at this point.  And if he wasn’t…

So it is safe to say at this point we are reaching the Al Davis “He was a genius and built a winner but now he’s doing more harm than good” Stage with Vince McMahon? Running what is essentially a third developmental brand and calling people up without having any real idea seems terrible and he plus creative have done…

“These people aren’t Pro-Life! They’re killing doctors! What kind of Pro-Life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus, but if it grows up to be a doctor, they just might have to kill it?

Pray for Giri

This is the first Kyrie flat-earth joke that has actually been funny in a long time. Well done.