What if you take a teammate’s water and drink it to make your pee clearer? Who’s the selfish teammate then? Really makes you think...

...and 50 of those within a block of the dealership.

Sounds cynical. Many of them are likely to hit softer things like pedestrians or fences instead.

And at least 100 of those will be delivered to a side of a telephone pole within a week.

Cars & Coffee will never be the same; well, actually it will be exactly the same.

Oh shit, they still exist!

No, why would I?

Rookie mistake. If you think Forced Sodomy Air is just about the sodomy, then you haven’t met the new Forced Sodomy Air.

If these creatures cared 1/10th as much about college as they do college athletics we would be living in the age of enlightenment.

It...just this second occurred to me that there are people that have been Nets fans their entire life. I can’t even imagine.

Jesus Christ, what year is it to people in Kansas?

That’s right - Rex Fucking Grossman! come on, sexy Rexy, it’s time to pull out the lasers again.

A 2009 email from the league’s director of officiating, who, when asked about fighting, responded, “Ya love it, much to the dismay of the tree huggin, never played sport, leftist doctors… that soon won’t let us climb stairs for fear of concussion.”

In rating the quality of this beef, it’s somewhere between the kind Union soldiers were fed at Andersonville and that which is found in a Jack in the Box taco.

Oh, I forgot one notable other alum:

I like how NFL announcers like to ignore the obvious signs of the Rust Belt exodus by claiming that Pittsburgh, Detroit and Cleveland fans “travel well”.

This is what makes minor league baseball so great. Cheap tickets, cheaper beer, usually good food options, and enough sport to make it seem like you’re going to the game, not just finding a way to drink outside on a nice summer Monday night.

I have no inside information and definitely no one associated with the team told me to post this comment, but I kind of feel like we have to ask ourselves, is Kurt Cousins drinking again?

This is the first post I’ve ever written about Tim Tebow.