No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

Dwight Howard was All-NBA first team in 2011-2012 and All-NBA second team in 2013-2014 but it sort of feels like roughly a thousand years since he’s been a relevant player.

And yet, he just stood there and let it happen.

I’m fairly certain Jerry Jones is going to rip Abbott’s spine out of his body like some Mortal Kombat move if he’s told he can’t host another Super Bowl.

Remember: the market and corporations are always right when reacting to governmental over-regulation.*

Hinkie was a snake oil salesman who dressed up tanking in Silicon Valley nonsense jargon.

“Oh, and Carson Wentz is black in this game”

Yes, this 10,000-word profile of Tom Brady on a whole different website definitely proves that we at Deadspin are obsessed with Tom Brady.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

Good thing they didn’t trade him to the Grizzlies.

You know what’s going to happen when you raise wages though? A couple of unintended consequences:

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

I see that books is on the list twice, I wish I would have read this before getting delayed 20 minutes on my way home last week because of Words of Radiance

She wasn’t even accused of what he was convicted of doing.

Don’t forget that Petraeus was actually convicted of doing what Hillary Clinton was merely accused of doing.

That’s just standard kinesiology

Do you think Rondo and Demarcus Cousins reuniting on the Knicks in 2022 will actually be part of this same cycle we’re in now, or will it be a completely distinct cycle that involves Jason Kidd coaching the team to a 27-55 record while also being implicated in low-level securities fraud case?

Sorry the Patriots couldn’t give you the twofer.

I’m glad you lost that game.

I think we’ve got competing jokes going on here.