This is exactly how I was treated for constantly pissing my pants at work instead of simply getting up and going to the bathroom.

+1 fart noise followed by uncontrollable laughter

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

Oh no. The Lakers would only end up with the best PG in the draft.

Nobody knows, but it’s always worth pointing out that the first player picked isn’t always the best player in the draft.

Paul George to team up with John Wall in search of a Ringo?

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

A lovely highway to drive 15 mph through the entire state, for sure!

Agreed. This has nothing to do with terrorism.
1) The Saudis, and others, are upset because individuals in Qatar (and possibly, covertly, the government) has lent aid to the Muslim Brotherhood. The Muslim Brotherhood itself exists in a grey area — the main group has not been directly tied to terrorism itself but…

I think I’m just tired of all the winning, really. 

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

“Without him,” head coach Todd Bowles said two years ago, toward the end of what would be a 10-win season, “I don’t know where we’d be.”

its Lupus

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

This is a segment from last night’s NBA broadcast on TNT, in which Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Glen Davis, and Rajon Rondo lay out why they are still angry at Allen, all these years later.

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

When asked about his thoughts on the series, Gortat replied “it was like taking candy from a baby.”

“Get over it!” says the man incapable of walking past protestors without becoming so angry that he has to yell at them.