Darren Rovell is Kellyanne Conway without the charisma or good looks

What do you expect? It’s not like the school is called Louisiana Personal Foul University.

but, playing 4-on-5, they actually outscored UAB 20-16 over the final 6:04.

Another wall that really could have used a father growing up...

It’s kind of a perfect parallel. He’s got the brother who’s undeniably worse yet somehow wins more.

He’s no George Washington. I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn heads.

No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

Oyster crackers over saltines is a bad take. Who ranks crackers by their ability to be a mediocre noodle in a soup that doesn’t need it?

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

You nailed it. Rhabdomyolysis is no joke. It’s not like “whoops, I asked them to do 20 pushups when they could only handle 18. My bad.” rhabdomyolysis occurs under extreme strain, the sort of trauma that trained strength coaches know to avoid because such traumatic stress is ultimately counterproductive. You build…

Good thing you aren’t angling to be head of the Department of Education!

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

Lots of effort for something not that funny.

I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.

To put this into more relatable terms, that’s approximately a million cases of Blue, or about a third of a million folding tables.

Grayson by far. It’s the Grayson Allen of names.

+1 Brett Farve to Westeros rumor

Bless your heart.