Also- I’ll own this one. Total Poe’s law. I (mistakenly) thought people would get this is satire, especially given he DID slide. Next time I’ll be more extreme/obvious about it.

Yeah. He’s the one who throws the football oval to the catcher.

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

So you’re saying Cam is happy and all smiles when he’s winning but not when he’s losing? How did this guy even make it this far in his sport with that kind of attitude????!!!!

Talib 2-2 in being morally right in the past 2 weeks. 2016 is weird.

“Colon Coming For That Throne.”

i feel you man. sometimes you just gotta post a joke as fast as possible

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

You don’t generally fly training missions over the most densely inhabited area of the entire United States at low altitude and in circles over a 5-block radius in broad daylight.

This is much more likely to do with our POTUS elect.

ADDENDUM: I wrote this without realizing that you CANNOT get your sub toasted at Jimmy Johns.

How did Hannah Keyser make it to this point in her life without ever having had fried chicken?

Fortunately, Colin Cowherd is a barely sentient sack of hog prostates.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

14 hours from NYC

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

On the bright side, the brawling in the stands of the Coliseum has turned out to be absolutely top notch.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

What?

Yes.

Her Mom’s side is all Rooneys. Art is her great-grandfather.

A whole lot of Gatsby-esque fuck parties is what I’m thinking.

If I was playing in the NFL, I would have dedicated my cleats last week to The Human Fund in silent protest to how ridiculous and fake the NFL is about making sure all charitable causes have to benefit their bottomline.