Imagine how hard it must be to be an announcer for a Greek basketball team: “Antetokounmpo dribbles to the front court, passes in to Stephanopolis, back to Anteto... to Gianadaka... over to ... to... and number 5 with the layup.”

To be fair, Fisher’s decision wasn’t personal. The Rams have a strict policy against allowing their running backs to go anywhere on the field.

“Winners win, losers make excuses.”

They may not be good at football, but the Jags would fuck shit up in hackey sack.

Thomas: You’ve got to lie in the bed you’ve made

It looks like the Browns offensive line could really use a some support right now. Thankfully, they should be able to count on everyone getting behind them.

and he missed the draft because he didn’t want to interfere with a fishing trip he was taking with his dad. I know this is corny and cliche, but he also seems to not forget what’s actually important; not shaking Goodell’s hand for any reason.

“I feel nothing.”

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”

This is like one of those “What if” scenarios where some regular guy gets his wish to line up as a linebacker to stuff a run at the goal line. “Ooo, look at me! I’m just like Clay Matthews!” Then reality sets in and said regular schmuck gets tossed aside like a sack of moldy tangerines.

Wake me up when he announces his final solution to campaign finance reform.

Always fucking dairy truthers.

the eagles tried this with riley cooper not to long ago, but he doesn’t blend in well with anything of color.

What was the first rule again?

Didnt you just answer your own question?

This is why Trump won. We got tired of people like this calling us dumb so we decided to show them how dumb we really are.

+ 1 pair of dad jeans for the great dad joke.

Not black.

You have a real 1 step forward, 3 steps back approach to Kinja.

I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.