You crazy kids today with your silly threes.

I think think Wall and Beal would both play better if Ted Leonsis had a better lease deal on the Verizon Center!

This must be because of Essexshire’s Centre Right-Back Nigel Smyth-Yardley’s controversial and deeply unpatriotic decision to kneel when they play God Save the Queen. Or not kneel. Whatever the fuck you’re not supposed to do for the Queen.

“I have received a number of inquiries relative to a note I wrote to Donald on Monday,” Belichick said. “Our friendship goes back many years, and I think anybody who’s spent more than five minutes with me knows I’m not a political person. My comments are not politically motivated — friendship and loyalty to…

Cubs fans: Beware friends, as you are now so once was he, as he is now so you shall be.

Quite honestly unless he himself admits it I still can’t believe Belichick wrote those exact words. That sounds like Trump almost to a tee.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

The MMQB’s Emily Kaplan wrote about the nuts-and-bolts reasons Goff’s adjustment might be taking so long, and it’s a persuasive case; his Air Raid-esque offense at Cal was so different from anything in the NFL, and QBs from Air Raid systems have tended to do poorly in the pros.

Dude keep this crap to your Instagram

Please stay on topic in Jaguars Junction.

Opium flavor. Sweet, sweet opium.

Oh man, you might be half right.

Not even a chuckle -1

“Hopefully. lol.”

When Tomsula wouldn’t let anything go, you called him a hoarder and impounded his car.

“Hey...why dont we play that Hackensack kid or Tom Petty?”

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

That interview is how I imagine a conversation between a high school bully and a principal would be like.

Amazing. This 5 year old can steal and operate a cellphone, navigate complex human emotions, and interface with an automated answering system...