Does Donald do everything right? No. Does Donald do anything right? Just one thing. Donald gives really good butterfly kisses. You know, where you put your eye up to someone else’s eye and bat your eyelashes? That’s a butterfly kiss. It takes a special emotional connection to do properly. You can always tell a faker,…

+ $53,170

That’s the only check from a Schilling’s bank account that is being sent to the state of Rhode Island.

This thing is not ok

Et tu, Moute?

After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

Manning soon clarified that it was Ashley who hit the fountain of youth, and he threatened to sue Ponce de León.

He was actually reacting to the Matt Hendricks clip.

I live in a historic neighborhood. My neighborhood was built 200 years after this one. “Historic” is not even the word for this. These houses are older than the United States of America itself, and you should be suspicious of anybody who owns one.

How can a moment that wasn’t any of ours’ favorite sports moment of the year be a glaring omission from a list of our favorite sports moments of the year?

“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

It means they’ve done a great job crate-training Gronk.

Monmouth also is coached by the Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

“I already did.” - Stephanie March

Brandon Knight’s ability to play basketball over 2 years after his death is truly inspiring.

Camus is a pretty tough author to start him off with IMO.