He sure don’t SOUND 6,000 years old.

Years ago, one of my duties at work was covering the St. Louis Rams. It was a great time for a variety of reasons, and gave me some solid stories to share. One of them involves Kyle Turley.

The reaction of the little blonde girl in the second row.

Some alternative meanings of “Fuck you” in various New York contexts.

It’s five minutes of pure poetry and wonder.

By the time he got to “We gotta call the Aquarium or somethin’ doode” I had actual literal tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard. #BOSTONSTRONG

This makes me absurdly proud to be a Masshole. That accent and all those F-bombs ring like soft bells of joy in my ears.

Bishop Sankey Dumpoff Option

And one of the best albums. IMO. I still think it holds up quit well. Always one of my go to albums!

nvmd

Wow Dad even has jokes

Survey: what sandwich could replace Goodell and do the same, if not better, job? Please be prepared to defend your answer.

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

“Like a good neighbor, state farm is there.”

- Stalin, to the Ukrainians

“Wes Craven died???”

Di2re2pectful

I hope Cashman gave him a gift basket of signed items before sending Jeter home in a cab.

“Ok Ok we see it. Christ - just put it down kid!”
-Ace Of Base

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?