Turns out, not reimbursing a rookie linebacker for travel expenses can also bring realignment.

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

Has anyone been able to confirm yet if the decision was written in his own ejaculate? I bet it was written in his own ejaculate.

If the NFLPA appeals this decision as well as they do, say, collective bargaining, I fully expect Brady to receive lethal injection before the end of the year.

I can’t believe the ham sandwich stayed in the helmet.

“A native New Englander”

That’s badass.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Now imagine if they hadn't traded Matt Barnes.

The big question is how did an obnoxious, race-baiting blowhard take this long to end up on Fox?

Tiger’s inner monologue:

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

To be fair, it's about fucking time.

The ramifications for the league, for such a minor infraction are incredible.

The actions of a man who is undoubtedly going to get paaaaaaaaaaaaaid very soon.

I take it all back.

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

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olde-tymey script-and-cream treatment