I get not wanting to nibble on mediocrity, but I’d much rather nosh on adequacy than choke on greatness, assuming I can also sip on competence.

Wade didn’t commit any acts of “self-sacrificing loyalty.” He left money on the table in exchange for rings.

Alabama Slammer Does Alabama Slammer, Goes to Alabama Slammer

It’s where they keep the emergency JackO in the event of a booking problem.

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

Our primary objective is to convert all biomass into one continuous sports complex that wraps the globe in fields and bleachers and box seats and concourses and slab concrete tunnels and hyper modern locker rooms where the walls, ceillings, and floors are coated in synthetic skin bio-engineered from the DNA of famous…

Obligatory:

If I can get one person to admit that Jackie Bradley Jr. is fun and cool, it will be good Kinja

Yeah I figured

Arby’s is there to guide you into the void.

“I don’t even like the water.”

As a Portland fan, this was just too much. That first air ball three he shot was just so exciting. It gave me fleeting hope that he wasn’t going to be ready for this game. I was just hoping against all hope that he was back too soon and that we could make this a three game series. I told my roommate before overtime…

When can we finally get the conversation going about compensation for these student-mathletes?

Not that this every needs a reason to be posted, but enjoy: http://quinnmedia.blogspot.com/2006/07/day-in…

Dude’s just getting ready for summer and doing sick jumps into the pool

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

“‘Get out of here or I have a gun.’ And he goes, ‘Fuck y’all, I got one too.’ And he grabs the gun and then he shoots him in the back. He’s dead.”

Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

He’s already unfollowed them on Twitter, so I assume the next step is to update his Facebook relationship status to “It’s complicated.”