The Sultan of Schwing

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I don't know whether this drawing helps or hurts Hernandez's case, but I think it proves he cannot lie.

What a special moment for him! It's not every day that Derrick Rose gets proposed to.

Lincoln apparently "exploded,"
This is the part that makes me think it's just tragic theater.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Player: JESUS CHRIST!

Yankees: [play a doubleheader]

Brandon Knight (posthumous)

He did go off-record as stating he has "abused her crack", giving a wink and a nudge, leaving reporters wondering just what exactly in the fuck he meant by that.

This video includes the live audio feed from the student broadcast, as they are crashed into:

Looks like he's playing Beirut to me. I don't see any paddles.

What is it called again? Beer pong? Alright cool. 70 large straight up best out of 3?

It's nice that Marshall is paying lip service to the issue, but he's blatantly ignoring the most dangerous locker room culture in the league: Tampa Bay's.

Outgoing mayor Menino would like to congratulate mayor-elect Daniel Ortiz, who, along with Dustin Parudo and Jon Lancaster, led the Boston Red Sox to the 2011 Super Bowl championship.

His nose sorta looks like the Buddha if you squint

Derek Jeter keeps it simple with a gift basket.

Mass of Massholes amass en masse?

Definitely could be interesting. His slash lines for the ALDS and ALCS are lower, but it seems like he has more memorable key hits from those games. These rounds didn't exist before 1969 though, so you can't compare to earlier players.

Anyone with that WPA should get a New Deal.