Clever girl.

Native American History X

Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

"Not so fast!"

MILLENNIAL YEARNING
or: 1,250 WORDS CONCERNING MY JUNK – A PRETENTIOUSLY LONG-TITLED PERSONAL ESSAY ABOUT ENNUI, ANXIETY AND WHITE PRIVILEGE IN THE 21^st CENTURY
By Wendel Clark Bar

“Just chill the fuck out,” I say to my penis.

Rob (Gronkowski) has now been cleared by all his doctors...

Bogues: Hey Yao, what's that?!

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

IF: I did it

[cums]

Dumbro

Because Torii Hunter asked the cop how long his spill in the bullpen would be made fun of, the cop said until...

Found him. Took two seconds.

I didn't think it was possible, but John Wildhack is giving Magic Johnson a run for his money for most fittingly ironic name.

Pictured: Hoboken mayoral candidate, Dawn Zimmer.

The team with the most beards usually wins.

"Seems about right."

He says, "Greg, your bullshit is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a star quarterback
If I could get out of this place"